A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.
One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years.
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